Jonah Goldberg is in rare form!

(all quotes from the Corner)

HEY JIM JEFFORDS [Jonah Goldberg]
By the way, great call! on switch parties. Seriously, boffo move my man!

CONGRATS TO BOB SHRUM [Jonah Goldberg]
He keeps his perfect presidential record.

CAPTURING THE MEDIA MOMENT [Jonah Goldberg]
If I were a political cartoonist, I would draw Dan Rather or Katie Couric with a thought-bubble over his/her head. Inside would be the front page of the New York Times.

SCENT OF A TERRORIST [Jonah Goldberg]
(apologies to Al Pacino)
And Osama Bin Laden wherever you are out there ... f*** you too!

OH...ALSO... [Jonah Goldberg]
To the Guardian newspaper. Ha-ha (in Simpson's tone). Clarke County went for Bush. Sucks to be you too.

OH...I ALMOST FORGOT. [Jonah Goldberg]
Hey France: Sucks to be you.

NOW THAT HE'S NOT USING IT... [Jonah Goldberg]
Can John Kerry please tell us what his super-duper special terrific secret plan to fix Iraq was?

BY THE WAY... [Jonah Goldberg]
When I get back... if someone can explain to me what John Edwards did for that ticket, I'd love to know. He was supposed to make the south competitive. Brrrrrr: Wrong! He was supposed to gin up the rural voters. Brrrrr wrong! He was supposed to make economic populism work for Democrats.....Brrrrrr oh you get the point.

Edwards brought no substance, he brought no states, he brought (as far as I can tell right now) no vital demographics but he did bring pretty hair.