I'm sorry you're sorry. No really.

The first image in the Sorry Everybody gallery just about sets the correct tone for the majority of posts. To be more specific: notice the awkward choice of font for such a raucus motif. Notice also the confusion of the face (is this really the same person giving the quote?) The sexual reference, the stereotype college democrat, and the drinking are all too common themese througout the entire site.

Just so you don't think I spent all day on the site, I wrote a script that allowed me to browse through the images 1000 at a time. It was still tedious work even then and only after a day or two of recovery can I now post the best of:



For some reason a good percentage of the photographers like to post scrawlings on their oddly malnurished bodies. None was so quite so graphic as this guys's post.



Yes, that appears to be blood. Just so you know I'm not exaggerating about the frequency of this odd theme see here and here and here. Other examples are too explicit to demonstrate.

Of course, another common thread througout the gallery is the strange faces and odd hair. My mother wanted to name me Grimlocke believe it or not.

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Sing along with me here: "There she is, Miss Zombie America..." ?

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Here's another for good measure:

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Of course, its not just Americans apologizing, it's also foreigners forgiving us. Here's a charming fellow. I've got a hat just like this:

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I'm really not sure what those are. No doubt something to do with the Northern Lights... or some Islamic rite I'm not aware of.

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More to come!