Why Zell's Speech Will Win Bush the Election

There is a host of blood-thirsty liberal newsmakers that will make hay of Zell's speech. Here are 5 reasons why his speech was an excellent political move:

1) Zell was articulate and forceful: While Giuliani was articulate and funny, Zell's seriousness can't be underestimated. While he was forceful and at times rhetorical he was also extremely detailed in his litany against John Kerry

2) Republicans have cover: Zell is a Democrat, that is our cover. If you're going to have someone smash the Democrats, it might as well be a Democrat. When the press laments the "tone" of Zell's speech we can claim, it was great and he's not really part of the party.

3) Dick Cheney, puppy dog: Zell's outspoken nature made Dick Cheney look like a affable gentleman with no axe to grind

4) Fire it up!: The base of the republican party is now fired up like never before.

5) What's on tonight: Lastly, because of the controversy last night, everyone and their dog will be watching.

Points all around for the GOP.