Prof. B's comments on CA

Professor Bainbridge comments:

It seems like everytime I start to feel a wave of hometown boosterism about Los Angeles, we get a day with headlines like these: Extreme temperatures torture SoCal, Thousands Evacuated in Calif. Wildfires, Beach Remains Open After Shark Sightings, and Jetliner Greeted in Force at LAX. What? No new killer bee sightings or earthquake predictions? But no matter how bleak things seem, you can always find good news, such as UCLA Rally Sinks USC.

First, professor you're in the wrong state! You should visit Northern California (if you don't mind mudslides, earthquakes and fires in the foothills). Of course you have to keep in mind a great quote from the belated sitcom "It's Like, You Know"

"People wonder why I live in California. The marriages last 2 months, the trials last 2 years, the earthquakes, the fires, the mudslides, the riots. And then one day, you're playing baseball in the park, it's 80 degrees out, and you think 'My gosh! It's January!"